Well I’m back from the spooky depths of the the internet with another story to tell!
Okay this is a weird one…. Date Two was in his late twenties, worked at a car dealership, and played Magic the Gathering. So far so good. We met for coffee and the conversation was okay… and then he started talking about his cats.
Normally I am a cat enthusiast, bordering on cat lady, but this guy had me beat. 15 minutes and several pictures of his cats later, I told him about my cat, Beezy. She had been diagnosed with leukemia and had to be put down a few years ago. After my story I realize this man is crying… like real tears… about my cat. So after consoling him about MY cat, I tried to turn the conservation around…
“So what are you into?”
Simple enough right? Without missing a beat he says:
For those of you who don’t know, pegging is when a woman wears a strap on and performs anal sex on a man. My face must have been a good indication of my shock because he quickly changed the subject. Eventually we said our goodbyes and set up another date…which I will be conveniently busy for.
Date two -10/10
Ugh. Until next time. Wish me luck!